The Secret that NO ONE Should Know

[Draco Malfoy]

Draco sat down at his seat in utter boredom. No one was in the room... he grinned and stood up. He was having another case of cabin fever... Walking over to a large chest, he opened it and took out a large green irish skirt with the Irish Quidditch team logo embrodered in one corner. He slipped it on over his robes and... "I'm *cha cha cha* too sexy for my skirt. *cha cha* Too sexy for my skirt..." He started dancing around like a wounded seal... as a matter of fact... he sung so bad it sounded like a wounded seal... and it all would be honkey dorey just so long as no one saw him...

((Yeah right... Hey, Everybody, Draco's been mean... he's been nasty... he's been the down right most stupid and rude person you've ever met... sooo... never let him live this down... ;D ... I thought he didn't like the Irish Quidditch Team...))

[Lily Potter]

Lily walked up to the door to the Headmaster's office. Having recieved an owl telling her she had detention, for what? She had no clue. She opened the door and looked at the Headmaster in confusion. "Headmaster?" She asked skeptically with a laugh.

[Draco Malfoy]

Draco paused immediatly, "...um..." he tossed the skirt behind his desk, "Ahem... well let's see about that detention miss potter... um... I was showing a demonstration... yes, a demonstration of what you will be doing... running around with a skirt on in the halls and embarrassing yourself... not that you don't already wear a skirt but... It will be an irish skirt! Rather large and hideous looking too!! Hey, the punishment must fit the crime... *ahem*" covering this one up wasn't going to be so easy.

[Lily Potter]

Lily gave him a skepitical look. "Ha! Right! I won't wear that thing to save my life! Fat chance there, Drakky-er I mean Headmaster!" She said, hoping he hadn't caught her use of the nickname she gave him to make him seem stupider than he normally was, and that was saying something. "You WILL NEVER get me into that skirt." She told him confidently. "Besides what's this detention for anyone, you're a bloody idiot to just give me one randomly!"

[Draco Malfoy]

If Draco was instantly turned into a chibi, a little nerve bubble would have appeared on his forehead. "Well if you can't pay it in detentions then you'll have to pay it in points!! 200 points for each denied detention!!!" Muahahaha...

[Lily Potter]

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, outraged and shocked. "There is no way! Absolutly not way!!" She stood there for a moment glaring at him. "I'll wear the bloody skirt if I have to. Idiot." She finally exclaimed.

[Draco Malfoy]

"Good... But I'm still keeping the points... ;D put it on over your robes. I don't want you dressing in my office. That's just sick..." Draco sat back down in his seat comfortably and watched as the steam blew from Lily's brow.

[Lily Potter]

Lily growled at him in hatred. "You evil prat!! Unfit to be alive more or less the headmaster!!" She yelled at him, vehemently. She picked up the ugly, Irish and slipped it on over her school skirt, grimacing at it's texture and color. "Slim ball."

[Draco Malfoy]

"I'll take that as a compliment. You are perfectly right..." and he truly did too... Now that she was angry he felt more powerful in his little stuffed chair. I wasn't fit to be Headmaster (I hate kids)... I was fit to be the Dark Lord...

[Lily Potter]

Lily glared at him for a second. "Alright then, prat!" She exclaimed, turning on her heel swiftly to make her way out, dramatically. She slammed the door, hard, behind her.

((I'll carry out my detention in the hallways))

[Draco Malfoy]

"Pugh!" he spat, "Call me a prat... ooh... I'd better go after her so she doesn't enjoy it..." he lept to the door and after Lily...

((Go to "DETENTION!" in the Corridors for the rest...))