Post by Draco Malfoy on Apr 25, 2006 21:59:44 GMT -5
THIS IS MY ADORABLE SELF FROM MY FIRST YEARS AT HOGWARTS!
WASN'T I A CUTIE!
Dear
Today, I gave Lily Potter a detention. It was all quite funny actually. There was an old ugly skirt that I had taken from one of the students and it had a dancing spell on it. Crazily, it took a jump on me! Wrapping around my waist to try and make me dance, I tried fiercly to remove it! Unfortunatly, it looked as if I was actually dancing and Lily Potter walked in clumsily and asked, "Master Malfoy, what's it that making you dance? I darn't know what it is and need you to tell me. Pardon me stupididity!" After calmly correcting her butchered grammar and softly scolding her to knock first, I had no choice but to tell her the truth. "'Twas a cursed Irish skirt that had laid itself upon me!" She cackled and replied, "Ooh! Dat's mine, Master! I lent it to me bestest buddy to have it taken aways and given it to you! You was tricked! Har har!" I was rather taken aback by how horrid this monster truly was. "You must be stopped!" I said triumphantly, "As a p-punishment..." I staggared a bit. I was too timid to give punishments but I was given no other option. "...you must wear this skirt in the hallways of this school! I-I don't know what just came over me, I am truly sorry!" She bent down and bawled like a Mandrake, "OH! But I gotta wreap what I sows! Dat's what you always says!" It was true... I had to give some degree of order... We marched out of the office, and I, close behind her, nearly died inside... from laughter! No no... I was laughing with her, not at her... she danced around in such a silly manner. Teachers and students made fun of her and praised me for giving such a perfectly suited punishment. I almost felt sorry for the creature... nah... she deserved it...[/font]
Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy
Headmaster of Hogwarts
P.S. Here is a real photo of Lily Potter. No tricks either!
